Neo-America (Hetalia)
Note: I know nothing of the 2p characters and I don’t really consider them canon since it’s kinda like an AU, so please keep that in mind.
This OC kills small animals with a nailed bat. Idk about you guys, but that’s all I needed to get my blood boiling.
Name: The Neo United States of America
You mind explaining what that is? I’m all for AU’s and such, but this warrants explaining.
This is spot-on. I know KoMichi in real life (she’s my future sister-in-law, so there’s no escaping it), and her Neo America OC is a total self-insert, or at least a representation of everything she thinks is cool and “badass.”
Having followed her for a long time, I’ll try to explain Neo America: he was apparently a separate entity for a while (Iceni, Mercia), then somehow became Confederate America during the American Civil War. Now, KoMichi has no concept of history because she’s crazy ignorant, so she doesn’t seem to realize how racist this character is/should be. She just likes Confederate America because he’s like “evil America” and evil is cool when you have the mentality of a “hardcore” fourteen-year-old.
Anyway, her OC went into a coma at the end of the Civil War (I think), and was only found by America a couple hundred years later, when he was revived. They hung out together for a while, until America saved Confederate America from being hit by a car, and was hit by the car himself. Regular America went into a coma because of this, and Confederate America took charge, becoming Neo America.
As for Neo America being a blender of other characters KoMichi likes, that’s pretty spot-on. Her OCs are pretty much based on whatever she thinks is cool at the time. If Germany is her favorite character, Neo America is Germany’s son/brother/whatever. If she’s into England at the time, then they’re brothers/cousins/twins. And her other shitty OCs, like North Korea, are inexpicably the children of “Mother Korea” and Prussia/England, because fuck logic, that’s why.
Her characters are based entirely on what she thinks is cool, like smoking and drinking, even though she’s done neither, and actually has asthma.
Basically, she is the epitome of obsessive fangirl weeaboos and can’t take an iota of criticism.
